Saving my ass

awk '{ printf("%s,%s\n", FILENAME, $0)}' * > ALLRESULTS.csv


and now I owe a coworker a nice lunch.

Adventures in mock foods

Went to 99Ranch and picked up all sorts of cool food that we can't find locally. One was "Homey Gourmet Vegetarian Food" Vegetarian Mock Drumstick. There are no directions on the package on how to cook them. Not even a picture of a pan. Li-Ter is the manufacturer, and their website, straight from Malaysia, "dedicates our greatest gratitude" to the "immortal loyalty of our customers".

I wish they said whether I should deep fry this shit.

The success of Li-Ter throughout the years has hot been on its own. We had reached this far owing to the immortal loyalty of our customers, guidance from the veterans of the food industry and also the concerted effort from our team members. With your continuous support, we are today, moving with confidence in realizing the great aspiration of promoting healthy vegetarianism to where the sun shines. Li-Ter, with its team members, hereby dedicates our greatest gratitude to your love and support to the company. We, at Li-Ter strive to bring you more delicious and nutritious food of all.